christopher gutierrez

Everything your mother warned you about.
Everything your father wished he could be.

# 100.

“So, after a series of terrible dates, my roommate decided that I would become his new ‘date doctor’. After 2 hours of expounding advice, he was perplexed as to where I was getting this stuff and how I was so right. 

He told me to teach him my ways, and all I did was hold up The Little Things and say ‘First, you gotta get The Bible.’ Now he’s ordering it from you.”

Order one for the person in your life that needs a little inspiration. 

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    Seriously…every guy on...to read one of these…Chris is insightful as always
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