Making vaginas happy.

Since stupid Valentine’s Day is less than a month away and you don’t want to be the person who neglected to buy a present for someone, if you buy my new lil book The Little Things - 100 ways to make a woman feel loved, this week it should arrive in your grubby mitts just in time.

“But Chris, I don’t need that book!”

Of course you don’t. You’re one charming motherfucker that knows how to make people feel loved and appreciated every single day. I lurk your facebooks and tumblrs and I know just how captivating you are. But your friends, Buzz? WOOF! Your friends and family can’t be trusted to care for someone else’s feelings and emotional well-being on their own - and that’s where uncle Chrissy comes in with his lil book to save the day. You give this to your dude and say, “Uh, read this, dummy. There will be a test. If you pass, you get vagina.”

And that’s the magic of this book - making vaginas happy world-wide.

So basically, if you don’t buy this you are anti-vagina.

BUY ME HERE! - or at Deadxstop.com